According to Adams, there are six (6) major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:
This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP:
This is when after you're hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices in your head singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP:
This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing - you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP:
When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:
When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.
6)RHETORICAL SLAP:
The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?.. Me, Mark?...
AD: There is no doubt that in our life experiences we have received one or more of these slaps!
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